*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth
Inspiration quotes from a half-naked man blowing sparkly confetti at the camera.
“So if you wanna be cool, like really cool, like you’re already cool if you’re here, but if you wanna be super cool, like add a cape to your coolness… I guess… I don’t know why a cape is cool… but either way, check Freelance Whales out.”
LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH
do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
Real dialogue. I shit you not.
Broadway baby, learning how to sing and dance.
Waiting for that one big chance to be in a show.
This guy wants to be mad but can’t